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[–] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I love how it starts at 0

[–] Sebbie@kbin.social 31 points 2 years ago

I'm a librarian who orders books for this section. It is really weird to go from UFOs and Bigfoot to programming with php and Linux books.

A "perk" of Dewey decimal system

[–] BravoVictor@programming.dev 26 points 2 years ago

One whole row for one subject!

[–] raubarno@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

(X-Files music starts playing)

  • Part 1: What Lies Behind the Undefined Behaviour in C
  • Part 2: Mystical Appearances of CPU Cache Invalidation
  • Part 3: Secret Council of the Church of Emacs
  • Part 4: Strange Encounters with Supernatural Software Bugs
[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

All the real information is encoded in Navajo, right between "Purity Control" and "Samantha."

[–] lemmyvore@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago

Part 5: Silent type conversions.

[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 years ago

Why are they repeating themselves? :P