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[–] korstmos@kbin.social 36 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I dont post my code to github because I would rather use gitlab

We are not the same

[–] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago

I dont post my code to gitlab because I would rather use codeberg

We are not the same

[–] NatoBoram@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

You can also use GitHub as a mirror to make your project more discoverable

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[–] GodIsNull@feddit.de 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don´t post code to github because it's a microsoft company.

[–] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

codeberg, self-hosted gitlab, gitea/forgejo, ~~sourceforge~~

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Didn't sourceforge go to shit some years back with ads, embedding bloatware into downloads, and I don't remember what else? Did it get better again?

[–] NatoBoram@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

It did, but the interface is still dogshit for new users and it's impossible to know how to access a project's page or its download page. When I started using GitHub, I didn't even realize that SourceForge was a git hub for a fucking while, yet I was still downloading stuff from there.

[–] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

i didnt realize that but you can ignore that one

[–] uyuu@lemmy.4d2.org 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I got one star on my repo so i immediately privated it

[–] pythonoob@programming.dev 14 points 2 years ago

Shit that's brutal

[–] Gecko@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

ngl, I'm annoyed whenever someone creates an application but doesn't want to publish their code cause it looks bad. Like no one cares that your code is bad and by publishing it, you can get others to help you improve it.

[–] fer0n@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

I think you convinced me to actually do it

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

"I don't post my code to GitHub because it's a proprietary platform owned by Microsoft and the antithesis to open source. We are not the same."

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

They are probably scraping it to train AI anyway. Not doing that for free.

[–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe we should all host our shitty code on github and make the ai psychotic!

[–] dandroid@dandroid.app 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh don't worry. My shitty code is on GitHub.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And your amazing code is on a self-hosted Gitea? =D

[–] dandroid@dandroid.app 2 points 2 years ago

Uhhhh yeah.... Amazing code........

[–] zzzeyez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 years ago

i post my code to github so ppl will fix it for me because im just a artist

[–] maxbossing@feddit.de 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You don’t passt your code because you’re embarrassed by it.

I don’t post my code to github because i don’t use proprietary garbage.

We are not the same.

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You don't post your code to GitHub because you don't use proprietary garbage.

I don't post my code to GitHub because I selfhost my own Forgejo instance.

We are not the same.

[–] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 30 points 2 years ago

You don't post you code to GitHub because you self host you something or other

I don't post any code to GitHub cos I don't code and I'm not really sure what's going on

Are we the same? Idk

[–] cipherlab@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago

I don't post code to GitHub because I get paid to code, and I'm too lazy to do more.

And my code probably sucks.

[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

User name checks out. I scrolled all the way down to make sure I can say this and still be original in this particular instance only.

[–] PretentiousDouche@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The best part of Lemmy is the low userbase in comparison means it's easier to be original and not try and say the same thing a hundred times.

[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Amen! There's plenty of content to doomscroll through as well. I genuinely don't miss Reddit as that part of my brain forgets it's not Reddit. Hell, we should call Lemmy "I can't believe it's not Reddit" and hire Fabio to do a commercial.

[–] Worthstream@lemmy.one 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh, that's the next excuse i'll use when a recruiter asks for my github page. "i'm protecting my product".

[–] NatoBoram@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Ok, thank you for your time.

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 years ago

I'm not a professional dev. So I don't care what anyone else thinks, it's not gonna affect my job prospects. So I publish all my shit code for the world to see.

[–] narc0tic_bird@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Many people here seem to have very strong opinions about GitHub :D

[–] forgotmylastusername@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

I make throwaway accounts. Push code. Disappear forever. Come to find out nobody ever looks at it anyways.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

GitHub has private repositories for both of you.

[–] MaxPower@feddit.de 11 points 2 years ago

I'd bet that AI still gets to appropriate it as its "own" creation.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

Post it if it provides functions not found anywhere else. I can't give less fuck to code quality if it does the work for that absurd user requirement for me.

[–] M1st3rM@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Any good alternatives for GitHub you can recommend?

[–] maxbossing@feddit.de 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Codeberg, Forgejo, Gittea, Gitlab,

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[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

gitlab, self-hosted gitea instance, codeberg

[–] roi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

I post to GitHub because I am GitHub

[–] traches@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I post my terrible code to github so I can sabotage copilot

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Get copilot to generate bad code in quantity, then upload that to GitHub so it slowly cannibalizes itself.

[–] bluejay@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

Yep, this is why I run forgejo internally and have zero intention of exposing it to the public.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago

Dunning Kruger baby wooo 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[–] Arotrios@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

The first rule about no Github club is that we don't talk about no Github club