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[โ€“] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

The main reason why kids write like neanderthals nowadays.

[โ€“] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What? They measure in chains and stones ๐Ÿคจ ๐Ÿ˜‚. I actually didn't know that ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ. Regarding oz, I thought it was a liquid (volume) measurement unit... cuz I've seen it on milk containers... oh well, guess I was wrong ๐Ÿ˜‚.

EDIT: Oh wait, no, it's for both weight and volume ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ.

EDIT 2: Nope, there is a volume and a weight oz ๐Ÿคฃ, this thing just keeps getting better and better ๐Ÿคฃ.

[โ€“] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Then they also use 1000ths of an inch. Because fuck it, let's just throw in a single base 10 unit.

Well, to be completely honest, you could say the same about miliseconds... I mean, they are the only ones that do base 10 regarding time measurement ๐Ÿ˜‚.

Ain't no one gonna take you seriously using your off-brand clown units.

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ gave me a good chuckle ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

๐Ÿคท ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster -1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Computation theory, but that's not math as in regular math. It's just a fancy way of expressing how things inside a computer work, so we can actually make better versions of it. You just have to express it somehow in math terms.

It's like saying engineers use math all the time. No, they don't. We use simple aproximations of what is actually happening to dumb down the problem, cuz, it does the job nicely and no one will notice the difference between what we used, a simple aproximation, and the real thing, a full blown advanced calculus model of the thing we're working on.

So, torn frenulum, about 2 or 3?

[โ€“] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Trust me, it really isn't that bad... it looks like it really is bad, cuz you got a piece of your dick just dangling from it, and as I said, there was a lot of blood, but it really isn't that bad. In fact, now I get to pee straight. Before that, the frenulum (banjo string is a slang) would actually push the urethra downwords when you pull on the foreskin, so I'd have to leverage that by pulling my thing up to make it pee at the angle I wanted. I always made a mess, pissing all over the toilet ๐Ÿ˜‚. Now, it's just point and shoot, it goes where you actually point it to, not where you think it should point to, based on how much tension there is between the urethra's opening and the frenulum ๐Ÿ˜’.

Ok, ok, you're right, I won't tease you guys any more about this ๐Ÿ˜‚.

[โ€“] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hm, interesting, good to know ๐Ÿ‘.

Have to admit though, bakers are weird ๐Ÿ˜‚.

[โ€“] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster -1 points 2 years ago (4 children)

That's advanced calculus, and my guess is, those notations were made up to give rise to a new field in math, which has more to do with computers than math, so I don't think that counts.

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