i'm choosing to believe the man on the right is mean to be jeff bezos
This tastes oddly salty. Did --
-- no, I shan't ask
I can't do much except hope your government gets better. Best of luck fighting off all those """protecting the children""" laws, but if you can't (and let's face it, who can control their government?), I'll have a big stack of VPNs and torrent sites waiting for you if you need them.
(In victory I am merciful. Remember this, dear Briton, the next time you feel inclined to point and laugh at America for having a fascist government.)
That URL should be glad I didn't send it to OneTab
eh, switch them
No, seriously, what is it?
If it's supposed to be his dick, huh? Who gets hard when they get angry?
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"No offense, honey, but do you think perhaps if I went back to that witch and asked real nice she could turn you back, but this time because you were good not because you were evil"
Why would you do this thing? Why would you say this thing?
It's right up there with "Hey guys, did you know that in terms of"
Fucking thank you.
hytale be like

ipv6 is strictly superior and i will die on this hill