That's the funny part, it's a botnet
AbsolutelyNotCats
Unironically it looks like a tv remote
You are not wrong since Splinter was a rat in the original comics but a mutant human in the TV series.
You're not correct either.
Jetbrains ftw
Do you guys work 8 hours every single day of the year? I work 1800h and already feel like a slave with no free time
never really craved "attention"

Pure poetry
Just a reminder that if you're using Windows, it's not your property but Microsoft's one
Hypothetically, you are about to vote and you only have two choices.
One's like, "Let's legalize cocaine because it makes people super productive!" but the other is like "Hold up, let's keep things serious."
I think I don't have to say which political party the cat is supporting (boring cat)
So, in this totally hypothetical context, it would be a political discussion
Real sadness
If that's true I'll just go back to custom ROMs on a fairly priced device