AllNewTypeFace

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 13 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

“When they go low, we go high”

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 points 7 hours ago

As foretold in the Book of Armaments

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I agree that Brighton is the wrong place for this sort of thing. A tour of shopping centres in economically depressed areas would have been more appropriate, perhaps with some third-tier 90s boy/girl band most people have forgotten.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 17 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Also, apparently a collection of anime and a lot of porn.

There’s probably a classified CIA file which contains Bin Laden’s fursona.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

About time. Modern induction cooktops heat up at least as quickly as gas, and don’t put the inhabitants at risk of asthma.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 81 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

Tell me you’re not in Europe without saying you’re not in Europe

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The one person successfully cured of Nazism

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That’s Belgian

EU brandishes a wet lettuce leaf in warning

Progressive party in “intolerance of regressive views” shocker

The other option in the other direction is to join a swingers’ club or similar and keep it purely sexual, though leave open the possibility that something more may come of it.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 73 points 1 day ago (15 children)

You may be better off joining a club/group activity around a common interest. That way, even if you don’t meet anyone, you have something to do that isn’t soul-destroying.

 

Apparently DOGE isn’t killing enough people (literally or metaphorically)

 

2024: Ireland accuses Israel of genocide. Israel ends diplomatic relations with Ireland. Ireland’s membership in the EU protects it from punitive sanctions from Israel’s allies

2025: The UK starts dumping non-EU-compliant goods into the EU customs zone through Ireland, undercutting EU producers. The EU moves to suspend Ireland from the Customs Union. Ireland calls on the EU for diplomatic backup. Germany replies “lol get rekt antisemites”. Ireland is reunited as an economic satellite of the UK, a century or so after independence

 
 

Big Tiddy Garfield:

graffiti drawing in black marker on a blue wall of Garfield with huge breasts, captioned "GARFIES"

 

Allegations that bomb detectors from an Israeli firm are configured to let bombs through if they have a specific code (presumably used by Mossad). The title is a reference to an anti-counterfeiting watermark used in currency

 

Teledildonics and eugenics: what more could you ask for?

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