Only the plan to turn the United States government into a broad amalgamation of totalitarianism and fascism.
AnonWyo
joined 2 years ago
Android or iPhone?
"Oh! You're going to buy my chicken!"
So evidently they were able to stay awake all three days until He rose from the dead...
They have the longest punch lines.
Host: Sir, there's only 13 of you.
Jesus: Yes, but we'll all sit on the same side.
I'll be using ancestry.com instead of Tinder.
I wanted to be an astronaut as a kid. Seeing the '17 eclipse was a dream come true. Thankfully, I live in Wyoming, right along the path of totality.
I won't be traveling for this one, unfortunately. Adulting sucks.
ACTION FIGURES! G.I. JOE ISN'T WOKE!
huffs and puffs in MAGA rage
I found it clunky and cumbersome. Hate on me for not discovering Linux sooner, but on XP, Windows Media Player did the same job more efficiently for me.
I will say, though, I moved away from optical media as soon as I could.
Naw. I'm plenty real. I just have a sick sense of humor.
It's a major award!
License and registration...CHICKEN FUCKER!
Well. Now we know what kind of porn Uncle Sam is into.
Nor cunning use of flags.
I don't know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.
I'd be more impressed if He could accurately recreate Mogen David 20/20 or Boone's Farm. In my experience, those were demonic, leading to a religious experience as I begged God for mercy between wretches.
I try to teach all small children of friends to call geese "honkeys."
Hilarity ensues.