Well alright, but that's a case of decade+ old hardware that may need something lighter on resources depending on the processor. 4gb of ram is totally enough to boot systemd systems quickly, so the processor may be a bit of your bottleneck there. But that's not exactly unexpected, for something like that you'd likely be looking for a lighter distro over one that is more current, like puppy, antix, slax, something meant for that application, it's just a case of picking the correct tool for the job.
ArcaneSlime
Well shit, I keep forgetting and when reminded say "no fuck y'all you can't just change the gulf's name" and I don't appreciate the implications here (fair though they may be, I have ADHD and I'm bad with names, so I don't remember your dead name nor your new name nor your gender if it's a tricky one until like the 5th time we meet... no judgement I'm just bad with names, you don't even need to know mine, just make one up who cares.)
Gotta get me one of these in a Mormon suit.
Well tbf I'm using a framework now, but on my last laptop, a 2014 toshiba satellite with an i5 and 4gb of ram, it still started up in less than 30sec. Last time I booted it was when the framework 16s shipped, so not that long ago. What, you running a pentium II with 8 megs of RAM or something?
Meanwhile my system (with the d) boots in less than 30sec. How fucking fast do you need it to be? Boot before you turn it on or something?
Classic lmao.
If you like Richard Scarry (and Dexter...) check out Beneath The Trees Where Nobody Sees.
Welp. That'll be the first Archie comic I buy since I was at the grocery store checkout with my mom at like 7 lmao. Not really into Archie but Minor Threats is a full send for me, so my hands are tied!
"Hello yes ukraine? I'd like to defect immediately, thank you."
Windows® Just Works™
"But I don't want to learn how to set things up, I just want it to work, now how do I set up this windows pc?"
Go fisherman's knot lol.