overview for Assman

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 43 points 5 months ago

How many people have insurance executives sent to an early grave?

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

Humans? You mean every living thing that ever existed?

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

Aggressive negotiations

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 months ago

Never stopped him before

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

You don't have to be so dramatic.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Yeah, he's on first

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm just hanging out but thanks

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago

Oh no! He's hot!

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is what living in America does to the brain

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago

You either need to do more or less drugs. I'm not sure which.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Humans aren't going to stop reproducing just to conform to your deranged fantasies

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

"everyone who has kids from now on is selfish and evil" statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged