BenReilly97

joined 2 years ago
[–] BenReilly97@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!

[–] BenReilly97@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

At least it's not like the cybertruck I walked past a couple weeks ago, which had multiple 'Harris Walz 2024' stickers on the sides and back.

...Yeah, I dunno.

[–] BenReilly97@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And the aqueduct

[–] BenReilly97@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] BenReilly97@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

The Princess Bride!

Kermit as Westley

Miss Piggy as Buttercup

A human actor as Prince Humperdinck (idk who, open to suggestions)

Fozzie Bear as Vizzini

Gonzo as Inigo Montoya

Bobo the Bear as Fezzik

Sam the Eagle as Count Rugen

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as the Albino

The Swedish Chef as Miracle Max

Beaker as the Impressive Clergyman

Satler and Waldorf in place of the grandson

[–] BenReilly97@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

What's especially funny is that he didn't even script that, he just came up with it on the spot. And now it's the joke he's most known for.

[–] BenReilly97@lemmy.world 124 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Trade in their PCs to who? Fucking Aquaman?

[–] BenReilly97@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Elysium: He can save us all

The Martian: Us all can save he (?)

[–] BenReilly97@lemmy.world 33 points 3 months ago (3 children)

"Jim Crow? You mean like the character from Dumbo?"

[–] BenReilly97@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

It depends on what you're ordering. The bean-heavy items are typically the ones that'll wreck you.

 
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