BlatNews

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Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice in c/politics@beehaw.org
[–] BlatNews@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

"Please, Senator Amidala - you're our only hope to make sure this war isn't used to further erode our freedoms" - Concerned Republic Citizen, Genevieve O'Reilly

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Do you think Trump asked to speak to the manager for a refund on his sad parade? (universeodon.com)
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Ganguro Style (infosec.pub)
"You Can Be In Any Gang", on the Internet in c/politicalhumor@lemmy.world
[–] BlatNews@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sorry, it's safest to just immediately deport Trump

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"You Can Be In Any Gang", on the Internet (infosec.pub)
 

Source of quote: Ben Palmer

Tremendous! in c/politicalhumor@lemmy.world
[–] BlatNews@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

He always looks like he's jacking off two dudes, I guess 8 billion isn't too far out of the question.

New Jersey police chief accused of defecating on floor to harass co-workers in c/usnews@beehaw.org
[–] BlatNews@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Exactly the sort of news we need to let us ignore all the shitty news lately!

Trump Goes Full Dictator With Announcement on Biden Pardons in c/usnews@beehaw.org
[–] BlatNews@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

Me using autopay on my bills and autoinvest on my 401k

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Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office (theonion.com)
Fired federal workers hunt for new jobs but struggle to replace their old ones in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] BlatNews@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

Trump administration attempting a bold strategy of reducing unemployment by raising it.

Elon Musk channels Office Space with email to federal workers ('What would you say you do here?') in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] BlatNews@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Get this man a promotion!

Elon Musk channels Office Space with email to federal workers ('What would you say you do here?') in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] BlatNews@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What exactly do you do?

When your DOGE savings check hits in c/politicalhumor@lemmy.world
[–] BlatNews@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

That's just how they find out who's dedicated

When your DOGE savings check hits in c/politicalhumor@lemmy.world
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When your DOGE savings check hits (infosec.pub)