BullishUtensil

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[–] BullishUtensil@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Make everyone a criminal, selectively arrest your enemies. Very simple.

[–] BullishUtensil@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And as long as you keep track of which of your 5 different cups is the one that's 16 times larger than the tablespoon measuring scoop. :)

[–] BullishUtensil@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

-10F is cold, +80F is hot.

0C is "maybe it's time to think about switching from summer shoes to winter shoes; there's better grip on my winter shoes and that's getting relevant today"

[–] BullishUtensil@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Which of the cups?

The one that's in my cabinet? The one that Wikipedia lists as "this is definitely the cup, there's no doubt about that"? The cup that's also called a "coffee cup" as opposed to the cup from which I drink my coffee, which is very different despite also being both a cup and a coffee cup? The volume that my coffee maker defines to be a cup (or maybe that's supposed to be a cup, sorry, coffee cup, but not the same coffee cup that the standard coffee cup - which still is named a cup)?

[–] BullishUtensil@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

-50C is real cold - about as cold as regular humans will ever be exposed to, and survive, anywhere (outside of Antarctica). +50C is real hot - about as hot as regular humans will ever be exposed to (and survive).

Nice and symmetric.

Of course there's a little bit of flexibility in these descriptions. I believe both Baghdad and Yarkutsk have surpassed their respective "50"-lines without killing their complete populations.

[–] BullishUtensil@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I should probably point it that I've never claimed to be Belgian - actually I'm not - so I'm not compelled to vote, though that's still something I want to do. I'm just predicting that if a European court strikes down the Belgian law, my country's FATCA law is perhaps not very likely to be deemed much more legally sound than the Belgian FATCA law. Though, IANAL. I might be overreacting.

In order to access my Internet banking service, I need a valid bank card of some variety (credit, or debit). My bank needs to know how to get a new one to me, once the old expires. (So far they've done this without complaints).

My country's residency register does inform the banks automatically about my registered address. I cannot tell the government and expect the bank to not know (if the bank is incompetent enough not to know what to do about with that information, that's a different story, and that is for a different day).

While I haven't looked closely at what it would take to be allowed to take up residency in Canada, my impression is that it is quite difficult indeed. Add to that, that I'm married to an American with family connections near where we are living, and moving is even harder.

[–] BullishUtensil@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yep, that's what brought me over to XFCE for several years. Back at KDE again, though

[–] BullishUtensil@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My home country is one of those with a residence registry, run by the government. The banks get their address data about me from this registry. Unless I were to hide from that government that I've emigrated, which is legally dicey from several aspects, including to whom I should pay taxes, I have no way of hiding my address from the bank. And lying about which country I'm in - and then wandering in to the consulate in US and ask about renewing my European passport... No thanks.

Yes, the bank restricts parts of their web portal to anyone they deem being a resident of the US. IIRC that might not even have been primarily due to FATCA (I moved about the time when FATCA laws were being implemented around the world, not sure if I moved before or after my country implemented it), but to a second US law, called the Dodd-Frank act.

[–] BullishUtensil@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

The point being that this law has nothing to do with "sanctioned individuals".

[–] BullishUtensil@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Spain and Italy: you're most likely correct.

When US is involved: there are special rules. Every country in Europe has an agreement with US that they'll write their own law that compels all local banks (not only banks which does business in US) to tell US authorities about any customer that US considers to have some form of connection with US. This case appears to be about the Belgian edition of this set of laws.

Huh, Wikipedia has a blurb about the Belgian process of implementing this law, back in 2014-2015: "the Belgian Ministry of Finance orally confirmed that the IRS agreed to delay the FATCA reporting deadline. Belgian financial institutions now will have until the 10th day following the publication of the Belgian FATCA law into the Belgian official gazette to report their 2014 FATCA information to the Belgian tax authorities. The Belgian FATCA law is expected to be voted on before 2015 year-end." [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_Account_Tax_Compliance_Act], the section about 'Delays in implementation of IGAs'.

[–] BullishUtensil@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

There might be different implementations of these laws in different countries, but i can mention at least one country where "know your customer"applies to every single person they deal with, no exceptions.

[–] BullishUtensil@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Not sure why the downvotes.

Without getting into details, this is a bank that has already been in hot water for having closed customers' accounts because the bank didn't approve of the customers' new addresses. Some of those cases didn't even involve US.

 

...and asks the bartender for the WiFi password.

The bartender replies, "you need to buy a beer first."

So the guy buys a beer, and asks again, "what's the WiFi password?"

The bartender replies, "you need to buy a beer first, all lowercase, no spaces or punctuation"

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