Calculate2093

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[–] Calculate2093@exploding-heads.com 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There's no way this is real, right... Right?

EDIT:

SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) — California Gov. Gavin Newsom on Friday signed a law that would give judges a say on whether to list someone as a sex offender for having oral or anal sex with a minor.

The bill would expand the discretion currently granted judges in statutory rape cases and was promoted as bringing fairness under the law to LGBTQ defendants.

The current law, in place for decades, permits judges to decide whether a man should be placed on California’s sex offender registry if he had voluntary intercourse with someone 14 to 17 years old and was no more than 10 years older than the person.

But that discretion only applied to a man who had vaginal intercourse. The new change permits judges to use that >same discretion when the case involves voluntary oral or anal sex.

OMFG. Why would it even be an option not to put pedos on the registry?

[–] Calculate2093@exploding-heads.com 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

And by 90s you mean 3290 BC

[–] Calculate2093@exploding-heads.com 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

100%

But I would've done it and then broke up with her for not trusting me.

[–] Calculate2093@exploding-heads.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I took a too big of a bite of a banana once.

Neither, I don't stick it in crazy. I've learned my lessons in life.

[–] Calculate2093@exploding-heads.com 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, you guys have souls?

[–] Calculate2093@exploding-heads.com 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

None. Unless you count Matrix chat rooms. How about you?

[–] Calculate2093@exploding-heads.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Metaphorically no/big balls or actually no balls? I think I'd choose Big D and no balls if the latter.

[–] Calculate2093@exploding-heads.com 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Mass flagging probably, automatic systems. or maybe it's the swear word?

Anyway: What she said was hilarious, you can't make it up.

[–] Calculate2093@exploding-heads.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm just joking around.

[–] Calculate2093@exploding-heads.com 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

If you're a woman the crime of not being a lefty is just so much worse.

[–] Calculate2093@exploding-heads.com 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Lifting weights, watching tv-series, improving my programming skills, playing games. I'll be buying a house soon, so then I will probably work a lot on the house and the yard.

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