Cap

joined 11 months ago
[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 13 points 2 months ago

I would never miss a day of school as a kid if I got to do that every day!

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 5 months ago

I mean, I'd give Amarillo a little bit of a chance. They've already received 7.8 inches as of December 18th.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 5 months ago

Found another one.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What's going on here?

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org -2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

She looks delicious.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 5 months ago

I just might dig out my onion and tie it to my belt.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 5 months ago

I think he got lost and didn't want to ask for directions. Eventually found a Zanzibarian princess, talked himself up about being a whale model, doing photo shoots for 9 years, and they hooked up. Next morning I guarantee he's asking the boys the quickest currents back to the eastern Pacific.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Do they give a +3 to strength?

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 5 months ago

The day had arrived where my name fell in with the other Tribes for Sewer Inspector. My excitement overflowed as my time was nearly at hand, the job I had dreamed about was a dice roll away! The dice were dropped and the world went silent as a name was selected....

The name chosen that day was not mine. It went to a man from Cloaca, John Septix Crapopolous.... Shit.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Something tells me he was not the captain. But I'll wait for all the facts to come out before I rush to judgement.

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