CetaceanNeeded

joined 2 years ago

Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Knives, pointy knives, that burn with the fires of a thousand evils.

Die Another Day. Judy Dench. in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Die Hard with a Vengeance. I'm leaning towards Samuel L Jackson but Bruce Willis would be a close second.

Controlling precision machines isn't as hard as it looks. (it's harder) in c/machinist@sh.itjust.works

[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I always enjoy the microphone choice

They can't hide it from us in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Clickspring on YouTube has built a replica, just ask him nicely

In America, crisp is used to describe natural food that is very fresh or a nice, cold morning. But crispy is used to describe food that is cooked so long it's become crunchy. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's like once you've had Extra Krispy

You'll never go back again

Go on. Taste it. in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Grandaddy checks the A-ness...

I have never met a woman named after her own mother in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My mother has the same first name as her mother. I don't at all understand why, she has always just been called by her second name.

*Permanently Deleted* in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I have a large bench vice, a precision milling vice on my milling machine and a couple of little vices for cocaine.

Anyone else hating Shorts (the videos, not the pants or financial instruments)? in c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com

[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I don't mind some of them but the obnoxious subtitles, they just put me off so much and the video controls that are just always there getting in the way.

Rule. in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Truly an Orc.

Rule. in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

TIL I'm an Orc

Elon Musk: your new Tesla will drive from the factory floor, to your house 'this year' in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

It's irrelevant because I'm never buying anything that piece of shit touches.