ChickenLadyLovesLife

expressly designed to carry on regardless

I'm surprised they didn't borrow On Error Resume Next from Visual Basic. Which was wrongly considered to be the worst thing in Visual Basic - when the real worst thing was On Error Resume. On Error Resume Next at least moved on to the next line of code when an error occurred; On Error Resume just executed the error-generating line again ... and again ... and again ... and again ...

That is absolutely (n > 1) * ("ba" + 0/0 + "a")

I don't think a muppet would make a very satisfying noise bouncing off a propeller.

Irrelevant, but one thing I wish Castaway had done would have been to have him open that package he was carrying around at the end and find a satellite phone.

Always Infosys

Republicans? Whigs!

Better to use Ubereats or Grubhub and double the cost of your food while ensuring you eat it at room temperature an hour after you order it.

A lot of CD units from the 2000s were wired to connect to a 6-CD changer mounted in the trunk, and you can get an adapter cable that provides an AUX input this way. I drive a 2001 BMW and I'm able to play music from my phone over the car stereo with one of these (cost around $50).

This worked a lot better before I was forced to buy a new phone without a fucking headphone jack. I have a USB adapter that works but the signal level is much lower than a normal headphone jack so the maximum volume is a lot lower.

how often do you really get mad enough at someone that you hang up on them?

"I love you."
"I know."

I think that comes from pro wrestling.

The only non-functioning payphones I ever saw were the ones where the handset had been sawn off.

We had a smoking room, but it was only for seniors.