Covoid

This hurts because as a librarian, no I have not read any books lately.

Shatner had a well earned reputation as an egotistical asshole for a long time, but he does seem to have become more reasonable in recent years

A Timber Jack - used to rotate large logs

I'd drive a Ford Clydesdale

I'll give you youtube videos, but nobody NEEDS to watch YouTube so everyone around them is subject to it.

If you need a constant feedback loop to remember how to behave then you're weak and won't survive the winter.

Not sure how that addresses the option of putting your phone to your ear for a phone call. All phones still have a non-speaker phone call option.

People shouldn't need to be publicly shamed into acting right.

Or they could, ya know, put the phone to their goddamn ear like a rational person. I don't buy that speakerphone is their ONLY choice, especially on public transit.

If I wake up at 1AM and it's daylight because my neighbor paid 1bn for some mirror time I'm becoming a terrorist

Yeah it's not the movies fault that people have zero media literacy

See that's the real problem. Wind energy isn't destroying enough land to make room for theme parks and parking lots.

AND MY SAMPLES. I'm going back for that shit

Me: starting a Wheel of Time game from an out of print book based on 3.5e (mostly

My players: "can I roll perception?"

Me "you'd like that, wouldn't you?"