CptInsane0

I think I'd go the Bobiverse route so I both get to die and be a self-replicating spaceship.

Second.

Life is a series of dogs

They didn't do that. They went "Eenie meenie meiney moe" in the general direction of various PMs.

A remaster of the remake?

We're all trying to find the guy who did this

They are not chill. They will ransack your kitchen

IT crowd was filmed in front of an audience.

Yeah most people I know would do the same, or even just let their own dog attack the pitbull after they were subdued. I did choke the shit out of him until he calmed down though. Funny enough, I used a "bulldog choke."

DON'T TALK; WATCH

My dog and I got attacked by a sausage pitbull a couple days ago for the second time (same dog). I was able to defuse the situation without any major injuries to either dog, and just some scuffs from rolling around on the ground. It was still terrifying and he ambushed us.

I made my wife watch this once because I liked it as a kid. She described it as "meandering."