Crackhappy

This would be very funny if it weren't true.

De-educating the populace has been a plan for decades. This is nothing new.

renounce

That's a great set of questions. I can only answer from my own experience, as a straight male. One of my very good friends had surgery to invert his penis and form a vagina, and we further developed a relationship after that. She ended up not being the right kind of person for me, but I never complained much about the surgery, other than it being way too short for me. But that was in the 90s. I imagine it is way better now.

Pip. In. Fuck you. Goddamnit.

This is the way. I've used a purse for years and it is so much better.

He's taking the fluoride out of fluorida

I'm so happy that I sunk a lot of money into other currencies a few months ago.

Incoherence is an admirable trait in the newly inebriated, but not as celebrated in comments on the Internet. I suppose.

Hey, someone has to provide shade for poor people.

Mate, re-read what you wrote.