CustardFist

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[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 3 months ago

Chicken butt. 🐔( ر)

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 4 points 3 months ago

Thanks. 😊
Yes. You and me are thinkers. ☝️🧐

•• farts on a sansevieria and laughs 🤪💨🪴 ••

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Well, it is somewhat autobiographical, so…
. 🙄
👉

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 3 months ago

The animals are full of surprises. 🤯

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 9 points 3 months ago

Oh, thank you. 🤗
I’m trying to carve out a little niche for myself. Glad to find you in that niche. 🖐️🤓

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 50 points 3 months ago (4 children)

There. I ixed it. 👇😃

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 10 points 3 months ago

A frickin’ ton of white sand out of one parrotfish’s butthole, can you believe it? 🖐️🤩🤚

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 15 points 3 months ago

Dammit. I always make that mistake. 😣
The grammar checker also shrugs at this. 🤷‍♂️

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 4 points 3 months ago
[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 10 points 3 months ago

Bam! And all of a sudden it became an origin story.
🖐️ 😎 🤚

 

Hint: it isn't a movie.

 

Is this an innocent bit of flirting in the workplace, or…? 🤔

 

I think about this every workday.

 
 

Not much room for error. 😉

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/29548198

Ever wonder what it tasted like? 😋

 

Ever wonder what it tasted like? 😋

 

The ele𝗽𝘂𝗻t did not like that. 😶

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