CustardFist

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[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 7 points 3 months ago

True story. ☝️😉

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well, let’s just hope Bob doesn’t have a family waiting at home. 😉

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes. His tan. So glad you noticed. 😊

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I tried that a while back. It seemed to work on most devices, not so great on web and not everybody enjoyed the overall “experience”.     

https://feddit.nl/post/28018515

So…. To be continued, I suppose.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 4 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Damn, that looks terrible.
Can’t wait for the day that Lemmy starts supporting multi image posts. 🙄

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 3 points 3 months ago

Then again, we don’t know what HAL 9000’s penis looks like, so… 😏

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 3 months ago

Thou shall not awaken the furry thing on thy crotch.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 3 points 3 months ago

That’s half crazy. 😉

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 3 points 3 months ago

M'yeah... I don't think there's a punchline to this. This joke is more situational, I guess... 🤔
I make comics that I find funny. It simply tickles my funny bone just thinking of Tyler Durden explaining the rules of Fight Club to a bunch of knights (or men with kites). My overactive brain automatically wants to change the whole speech, which I actually did, just for fun (and a little compulsively):

The first rule of Knight Club is you do not talk about Knight Club.
Second rule of Knight Club is you DO NOT TALK ABOUT KNIGHT CLUB!!!
Third rule of Knight Club: someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out… the knight is over.
Fourth rule: only two guys to a knight.
Fifth rule: only one knight at a time, fellas.
Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes.
Seventh rule: knights will go on as long as they have to.
And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Knight Club… you have to knight.

Wait. Is my humor extrapolational? 😶

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 3 months ago

Hot dang! 🤘😝
Too bad we can’t talk about it. 🙄

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 3 months ago

I believe they call it Drunken Boxing. 🥴

https://youtu.be/74OBuMA2qEk

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 3 months ago

Excellent. 😎

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/29172770

Ever had diarrhea at work? 😖

 

Ever had diarrhea at work? 😖

 

Just don't zoom in on his disco balls. 🤞😓🤞

 
 

No touching.

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/28369366

Spiraling is universal. 🙄

 

Spiraling is universal. 🙄

 

Just a silly little joke that (hopefully) gets you through the day. ☺️

 

 
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