It was designed to blackmail, so it resorts to blackmail. This shouldn't even be a story.
DemBoSain
They don't necessarily want sales, they want call numbers. These poor dipshits sit next to a phone with an auto-dialer and just talk to whoever is on the line. They probably get paid by the number of calls they can make in an hour.
This Glenn Greenwald?
Coming soon, to an America near you.
Of course. The vast majority of people don't think about GIGO, and have been conditioned to think that a computer will always give you the right answer.
I was one of these stickers once, except for The Mummy with Brenden Frasier. I honked, and a few seconds later the driver lost his shit and started fist pumping.
Glad I made someone's day.
I don't need any more shit trying to explain "somehow Palpatine returned.". I just don't care.
I can't handle text-to-speech voiceovers anymore.
Don't think for a moment this is because Trump doesn't understand how tariffs work. This is a threat to the Walton's that they haven't yet given him enough money. Make a "donation" or two, and Walmart will suddenly be exempt from tariffs.
FOOL! Only buy panties at the tea shop!
It's literally the last paragraph.