DickFiasco

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[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 25 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

I was going to post deep fried Oreos, but I think this takes the cake.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 12 points 3 weeks ago

It was the fucking lighthouse keeper wasn't it

Dude, spoiler tags please.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

We traded nuclear threat for school shooting threat.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 192 points 3 weeks ago

The question deserves this answer.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

shocked-pikachu.gif

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

couldn't help but notice you're trespassing on my land

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

The kind imagined by someone not familiar with how guns work. Similar to the pump action shotgun in movies that gets racked over and over just to punctuate the actor's lines.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 5 points 4 weeks ago

It might not be able to melt the missile fast enough before the warhead gets within effective range. Missiles in The Expanse travel really fast.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 9 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Humans were less expensive than watermelons back then.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Some restaurant owner who wears gaudy track suits.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago

He could roundhouse-kick a MFer into a hyperbolic coordinate system.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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