DogPeePoo

joined 2 years ago

Back in my days polygons did not bounce! in c/dankmemes@lemmy.world

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 10 points 6 days ago

She about to catch on fire for no reason

Calls grow for Kristi Noem to resign in the wake of Padilla incident in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Crispy Gnome

My neighbor cut a hole in my fence. in c/aww@lemmy.world

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

You live right next to Stephen Root? Lucky!

The incredible skill of a trained pilot in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

“I tried to put it out— but a tablespoonful of semen was just no match for the ferocity of that engine fire… At the speed of Mach 3, it was difficult to direct the ejaculate after I opened the cockpit and I lost the load. Most of it all over my helmet. At that point I could no longer read my instrumentation”

This is terrifying language. in c/Mirror@50501.chat

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If it’s not written in SHOUTY CAPS, it is probably written by the weasel (Stephen Miller).

BREAKING: ABC News Axes Terry Moran Over Deleted Tweet Bashing Stephen Miller as a ‘World Class Hater’ in c/fediverse_vs_disinfo@lemmy.dbzer0.com

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

Fuck you, ABC.

Law enforcement injure multiple journalists, others assaulted while covering Los Angeles protests in c/losangeles@lemmy.world

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago

ACAB

I don't know which one I dislike more in c/FuckMusk@lemmy.ca

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee -1 points 1 week ago

Fatties

'I am against Ukraine's entry into the European Union,' Polish president-elect Nawrocki says in c/world@lemmy.world

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 86 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Paid in full with rubles

Elon Musk's father to attend pro-Kremlin event in Russia hosted by far-right ideologue in c/world@lemmy.world

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee -1 points 1 week ago

Is his son Elon the far right ideologue who is hosting the event?

JPMorgan has had enough of grads accepting future-dated roles elsewhere—and anyone caught will now be fired | Fortune in c/usa@midwest.social

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

So funny. These fuckers have been busted for both mass quantities of cocaine and sex trafficking. Pay a fee get off scot free.

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/ship-seized-in-1-3-billion-cocaine-bust-is-owned-by-jp-morgan-chase/

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/jpmorgan-to-pay-75-million-for-role-in-epstein-sex-trafficking-operation

Jamie Dimon is a real piece of shit 💩

Steve Bannon Calls to Deport Elon Musk Amid Messy Donald Trump Breakup in c/enoughmuskspam@lemmy.world

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 33 points 2 weeks ago

Don’t be a 🌮

DO IT!!!!