ElectronNumberSeven
joined 2 years ago
feeling positively feral right now
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Ahh okay, that makes sense
Snakes are super cute, reptiles in general are v very adorable
What if instead of Face/off the movie was called Jerk/off and it was about swapping dicks
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Wait what does subspace mean? I looked it up and just got a bunch of math and physics stuff
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Like a weird intersection of all three actually. Like I was just wearing it around my apartment yesterday not doing anything sexual, just having on it felt nice. But also it is kind of hot to be wearing it. idk it just feel comfortable and "right" to have it on
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My collar finally came in the mail 
It’s actually like really really comfy for some reason. It just feels right to have it on. Also it’s got like a little metal charm on it that’s fun to play with and makes nice noises
To the tune of Doom City by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard:
Da-da-da-dick city, da-da-da-dick city
Da-da-da-dick city, da-da-da-dick city
Da-da-da-dick city, da-da-da-dick city
Da-da-da-dick city, da-da-da-dick city
I think I'll bust
When dick city air this way cums
He, jerks many a peen
Sucks from his mouth and over tongue
Guys will make him bi
Cum fills holes and his lungs
I think I'll bust
When dick city air this way cums
Dick city
Dick city
Da-da-da-dick city, da-da-da-dick city
Da-da-da-dick city, da-da-da-dick city
Da-da-da-dick city, da-da-da-dick city
Da-da-da-dick city, da-da-da-dick city
Gay is permanent
Dick city guy opens up
He disorients
Everyone's cum on his breath
Covered in particles
Dick city air tents me up
Unbelievable
Dick city sky makes him cum
Dick city
Dick city
I don't even particularly like corn why am I eating this
Eating food that looks like the slop that they feed to pigs
Hewwo