ElfBean

Make sure to see a doctor if you have an erection that lasts more than 2000 years

As someone who has abused it and kinda had a problem with it - that shit is poison. Literally. It has the same mechanism as deadly nightshade and a lot of poisonous plants, and it can be absolutely hellish. Totally legal in most places for some reason though. Feels like shit but paradoxically is also super addictive

I've had exactly one dream, at around 6 years old, where I was a girl. I barely questioned it aside from finding it kinda cool. The last 20 years they've all had me as a guy, but recently they've started overtly including dysphoric content and feelings

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Come on, who doesn't want some of that Scrubkussy?

Oh I have childhood trauma too, I just try not to talk that deep on it too often cause my parents are trying to make up for it where they can, they just get irritated at me for things they could have avoided in the first place. Plus it's a mixture of them and other kids screwing up my childhood. I'm just glad they're taking my transition so well honestly; they mess up all the time but they're clearly putting more effort into this than they ever did when I was younger

Thanks 😊 I made it with Picrew; it has tons of different pfp creators in different styles. It's a pretty close recreation of what I look like irl but I'm way more comfortable with this than showing my actual face most of the time

Your blåhaj loves you! He doesn't just endure you, he wants the best for you and he wants to give the bestest cuddles he can

Fucking tell me about it. Now I'm left trying to catch up to everyone else at 26 instead of having learned life skills at a more normal age like everyone else. And yet I'm the asshole for being miserable and pissed off at my parents for not teaching me anything useful and trying to do everything for me like I'm a child, while at the same time getting annoyed at me for not being able to do the things they never bothered teaching me. Make it make sense.

They/Them/Thole

It's just the meth and bath salts giving him superpowers. Gotta weaponize the DEA if you wanna take him down

Chad's about to become the Kwisatz Haderach, that's what