EricKendrick

joined 2 years ago
[–] EricKendrick@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lol - he takes 1977 calories a day because he was born in 1977. Fruitcake.

[–] EricKendrick@feddit.uk 9 points 2 years ago

Read “who moved my cheese” - be grateful for the cheese you now have. But giving thanks to who took away the old cheese forcing you to move on? Nope, mice that move on don’t do that.

Zen story: two monks walking a path come across a woman stuck trying to cross a stream, one of the monks carry her over and they continue their journey. Shortly the other monk asks “I am troubled brother, we are prohibited from touching a woman, why did you do that?”, the other monk replies “I put her down by the river, for me that is in the past, but for you, you are still carrying her”.

[–] EricKendrick@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago

It’s like you can smell reality (it smells of fried beans) but are nose blind. Obama is the new sheriff in town, and the good people of the land, the common clay of the internet, you know. Welll…. They made memes… yep… that’s what they did.

[–] EricKendrick@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago

That last sentence chefs kiss

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