Fraylor

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[–] Fraylor@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You don't have to get rid of cars, my dude, just tires.

[–] Fraylor@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

You might want a dehumidifier if misteries happen often enough.

[–] Fraylor@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I mean aren't most animal antibiotics if not all simply the same stuff we used adjusted by weight of the animal?

[–] Fraylor@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I should clarify I was a state ran prison corrections officer. I didn't want to do jail given the fact a lot of the people brought in are still drunk/high and potentially (likely) very upset, and possibly combative or resistant, especially in the town I was in the PD were a shit show as many tend to be. Lot more hassle. Once they get to prison, barring a burst balloon of drugs occasionally, they're sober for the most part unless they got money, then whatever gets smuggled in is their game.

[–] Fraylor@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Ackshually I have in my hands a copy of the OFFICIAL hyrule historia, sir.

[–] Fraylor@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I mean, I've conducted probably quite a few if not at least a couple hundred strip searches myself when I was a Corrections officer. We used privacy screens and even if there was a lot of other inmates around, they had no visual of the stripped inmate, and were usually about 10 feet down the hall with a third C/O while me and my partner would conduct the search. Any religious articles like necklaces with a large enough pendant or cross, a kufi or what have you would be taken and searched, but I always immediately gave them back to the individual to put back on if they wanted/needed to. Typically, one officer is searching their clothes while the other directs the inmates to follow the steps, which is usually shake hands through hair, bend the ears, open the mouth and lift the tongue, raise arms, lift their junk, turn around lift both feet so the soles face you, then they spead their butt.

[–] Fraylor@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

I mean... was Texas her friend before this?

[–] Fraylor@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Hey everyone! He's got shit under his fingernails!"

[–] Fraylor@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

I work security at a college currently. The president has their own personal bathroom with their own tp. I swapped it out with the shit I gotta use more than once.

[–] Fraylor@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

That's the last time I get a schmear on my bagel.

[–] Fraylor@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Oh they can be delicious alright...

[–] Fraylor@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

What is made up bullshit?

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