GarfieldYaoi
Every day my inevitable tedpilling slowly draws closer and closer.
CHUDDery is always the result of intellectual laziness, feeble-mindedness, or usually both.
This is art, beautifully done comrade.
: "Evil Empire? You believe in evil? Pah, morality is for the weak! This will make us better at war and that is all that matters! You're too caught up in your feelings, and that's weakness! Yes, I am a traditionalist Christian, why'd you ask?"
I've said it before and I'll say it again, the right likes to brag that they're chaotic neutral, but they're the textbook example of lawful evil.
"What could possibly go wrong?" might as well be 
's motto.
I HATE THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION AND ITS CONSEQUENCES! I HATE THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION AND ITS CONSEQUENCES!
Honestly, I'd pick 
or 
. With the former, no language barrier and Scotland is a bit more laid back. As for the latter, France at least has done some pretty based things like topple their monarchy and the 1968 protests.
Plus, a good cheat code to use against CHUDs in Europe is saying "what are we, a bunch of dumb Americans?" any time they do something CHUDDy (but in France you might want to say "Brits" instead for the extra sting.)
Even the liberals are doing the "Just move to Europe, bro" meme as if that isn't basically impossible for the majority of people. Like, if I could fuck off to Scotland, I would have done so as soon as I graduated high school.
Oh yeah, and I have to pay taxes to the US even if I'm not living there because of citizenship-based taxation. It's not enough for the bourgeoisie to tell me to go away if I ever point certain things out, but they will still get a cut of my paycheck even if I do.
Red-Brown alliance with 
to stop the hypothetical cock milking?