GhostSpider
Everybody knows Celeste is trans so she can't be fascist.
The sperm bank is a good idea but is a little bit too consent dependent.
Dead men can't say "no" 
You should reply with "ok sis".
Implied there are good parts in 4chan and Twitter, opinion rejected.
Not gonna lie, I don't remember that speech, but that was super based too!
You clearly don't know Brazilian politics, but I already explained how unusual that is for a leftist politician like Lula who tries to appear moderate to appease the right. He straight up said he was very happy because for the first time ever, the supreme court will have a communist minister (appointed by him). Dino being a communist was a fact that only the opposition was using, to attack him and his appointment for the supreme court.
The reason why Jack works so well is because Square was fully self aware and knew what they were doing. Things like the "bullshit" cutscene, and him interrupting the boss monologue with his "no fucks given" attitude are pure gold.
Art is when big robots and zombies. Having feelings is feminine and woke.
To be honest, I was shocked when he said that. Lula, and the Worker's Party as a whole, usually shy away from name-dropping Communism, let alone openly praising it.
Lula is usually worried with having support from the right-leaning Congress, and honestly, he needs that support to be allowed to do anything as president, and openly saying what he said is sure to get him a lot of criticism.
Still, it was a nice surprise to hear that.
One of my favorite phrases that I heard in the last few years is:
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years go, the second best time is now.
This is true for planting trees, but it's extremely true for so many other things as well.
In response to the removal: it's not transphobic, when I end the message with "wait, that last part is actually true" ("so they're actually transphobes"), it makes a very clear implication that everything that came before it was just sarcastic mockery and not actually true. Hope I could clear that up.