Uhm. This is not article 92. https://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?req=granuleid%3AUSC-prelim-title10-section892&num=0&edition=prelim
Gobo
Uhm... Space balls?
At first I was going to say there is ATI. Then I realized I hadn't heard about ATI in a while and looked up what happened to it. Then I realized... I'm old.
It's an AI. Why wouldn't it use the repetitive motion of drawing a line infinitely to use it to improve itself?
It theoretically has endless patience. The good news is that it will never take over because it tried to draw a straight line until the end of time.
Pushing down on me, pushing down on you
There's a number of shoujo anime that would fit your list, but it doesn't make it overseas because the majority of the foreign fan base doesn't like it. There's also a bunch of BL anime and manga that is popular in Japan, but not outside for the same reason. For example, take a look at "Aishiteruze Baby"
You only get infinite pennies.
Then it works. Just not in the way you wanted
For some reason the SMB2 theme song is stuck in my head all the time. Something about the jazziness of it.
So.... Class action?
When I was in the army during basic they even said, you can object to an illegal order, but if pressed you need to follow it. State the objection for the record and that will come out in whatever investigation could follow.