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[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 23 points 3 weeks ago

I was seeing the same joke on the first reading, so I think you're in the clear, mate.

If it's the average western diet, it's probably from the massive amount of toilet paper that was used to clean the asshole after their failure to use a bidet.

And here I was, thinking my lemmy feed was the sign of me being hip and youthful...

spoilerAh well, I guess it's off to pixelfed for me.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Remember that the united states and russia were routinely inspecting the nuclear arsenals of each other. They may have been hiding how bad things were, but we can be certain they do have functioning nuclear weapons at a scale large enough to matter.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 10 points 3 weeks ago

If it's an actual superpower, it would pair well with the 'send folks minds back in time' chica. Perfect one-two combo.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Who is still using a 7+1 gun these days? Are we in the fucking pacific islands shooting colt .45s at the japanese? Get yourself an extended 300+1 drum mag that slots into your automatic glock you've taken from the secret service or something.

Sounds like a good business plan, honestly. Sell the idea to people that they get their massage by doing the person in front of them. You sit back and rake in the money as your customers do all the work, and you only have to do the last person of the day.

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The european death knot usually works pretty well. Or you could use a weaver's knot, but it's not as bulky. The 'overhand' family of knots is a pretty good bet for whenever you want a knot that absolutely will not come untied under tension.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I don't think you bastardized it. It's becoming standard 'english' to manipulate participles and verbs into nouns by adding the 'er,' which makes me exceptionally grumpy in some crosswords. I just couldn't find anything that said 'bike shedder' specifically so I wanted to make sure.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Bike shedders? Bike shedding had an explanation wikipedia, if that's the phrase you meant to pull from. It's a new term for a concept I'm familiar with. I like it.

I've never been near VC companies, so I can only imagine how much of it happens there compared to elsewhere.

Right pocket on the uniform, because I fear putting my shears and stethoscope in the same pocket, and the shears have a tip that doesn't facilitate the left pocket, and the stethoscope rubber is too grabby on the phone.

Left pocket in general, because my wallet is in the right and I hate them clanking together.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, is there anywhere but america that you would get anyone having all of the various sugar flavors readily at hand? And that means sweetened peanut butter as the default.

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