Gormadt

My boss got an earful yesterday when he called to ask me to come in to work, I was at a furry convention and a howl had started right after I said hello.

He was confused, I didn't elaborate, and I told him I wasn't coming in until June as I was on my vacation.

Ever get told as a kid "you keep making that face and it'll get stuck that way"? Well here's the guy whose face got stuck in the best way, happy as a clam.

1-2 FPS‽ The horror! faints

Jokes aside I can see more of a difference than that by simply forgetting to close a few tabs of YouTube before starting my games. Or even starting a game when my room is already hot.

1-2 FPS is basically a rounding error IMO.

The calm before the storm.

What we've got now is peanuts compared to what kind of future we're looking towards.

yay.

And so many rural Americans being in food desserts doesn't help at all.

Gotta drive 30+ minutes to the store just to buy some over priced trash food. Gotta keep insurance on the crappy car you struggle to maintain, gotta keep gas in the tank, etc. It's a snow ball that once it starts rolling it just keeps going downhill faster and faster.

I've never stolen a street sign but his things got me having thoughts.

Strip out the batteries and motors, hook them up to some after market controllers, slap them in a classic car, and now we're cooking.

I'm sorry but this is the way it has to be

grabs pitchfork and torch

Nothing personal

Aesthetically speaking, not standing out is totally fine. Personality speaking though, you have to be standing out.

What makes you unique? What hobbies do you have? What things are you passionate about?

People who are passionate about things are way more attractive than people who are not.

Give me a date with the person who will talk my ear off about trains, rocks, dinosaurs, etc anyday over the person who has no passions and no hobbies.

Though I don't know how, I'd be surprised if it wasn't possible.

And he's sworn to uphold the Constitution (though a serial liar like him is about as trustworthy as a fox watching the chicken house)

Everbody's got a kink