Greg

Maybe she meant PDF level intelligence

Or when 2 legs fall off?

My 4yo has been saying "6 7 6 7" since she started going to school. Is she a terrorist?

I sometimes eat raw pasta when I'm cooking pasta and I'm impatiently checking if it's ready after 2 minutes

Why do you think India is not a suitable habitat for them?

Check out this project. But your first requirement of a camera pointing to earth isn't realistic for a small cube satellite.

I wish Miss Rachael ruled the world

I've been thinking about how to respond to this post for 5 mins now...

I might put some zigbee door sensors on my fridge so I can get an alert when it's left open. My 3yo has learned to open the freezer and while it does make a noise, so do a lot of things in my house so I might not notice straight away. Maybe an internal temperature sensor as well? Ok, now you've got me thinking, imma turn my fridge into a T1000 but at least it won't try and sell me anything.

I reenact all of the stupid things I said during the day at 3am. Does that count?

I think it's trying to say that 1.3 billion people were born between 2015 and 2025. Poor word choice though

Sounds like a territorial claim. You should probably do a bigger poop next to theirs in order to assert dominance.