GumboYaYa

She’s about to take her stans for a ride. Can you imagine all the correlations she will make berween this poor little dog and all her life events. SHE. MUST. EXPLOIT someone or something.

I can just hear the conversation now. I’m sure she told them about her 2.5 mil “followers”. Do they have any fostering experience? The videos were so contrived. And the voices she uses to tell this poor pups story.

Constant showcasing her face! 😂 🎙️ “All of this can be yours IF the Price is Right”!

Doubling down on the fact that her last car picture was not current. See..I really do sit in my car even though I acted like it yesterday. “Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive”. I wonder what Evangelical Barbie would say about Bird Barbie?

The desperation to post her to the internet even when she can see her posing in the mirror and asking so excitedly to go to school is awful. Exposing your children’s vulnerabilities is one thing but letting the world see that your 4 year old is mimicking an InFluEnCeR 🥴 body check in the mirror is so very sad.

Here whole schtick makes her look her age and older. Everything she talks about is in a past that many many have moved on from. She’s stuck and she sounds like an older lady saying all of those things. But she dug her own rut and digs her heels down even further when she lies. I wonder what Christian Birdie thinks of today’s Birdie. Because she’s the woman I’m sure she punched down on back then.

And comparing it to….hesitating to post something to socials. “What are you sitting on”? No, the rest of us are not even worrying about what we post onto social media. Ever. Your reality isn’t real. And the fake dramatics like this is really something we should all be thinking about. We could all be on the cusp of having a viral video you guys! Go for it! She sounded like someone on the stage of an MLM conference.

WHO SAW ALICE’s POST 3 DAYS AGO? It’s the same complaint this one is having.

That happens when she leans into blue. It’s new. 🙄

Soooo…Madame Ebbs and Flows is sick of people selling her 💩 when she isn’t asking for it? Oooh kayyyy! Move along just like you tell every one else. That shoe is uncomfortable isn’t it. She wants that tummy tuck and 🥀 lift so badly!!! When this gig is up she’s getting it all. And will say “we are allowed to change our minds…to ebb and flow”.

..gotta keep pulling things out of the bag of tricks.

Oral incompetence is a real thing from over filling your lips and you can develop so many issues from it. You are altering the entry way to eating and breathing and speaking.