Hazzia

An apex predator responsible for keeping the ecosystem balanced and with minimal pest animals that will harm the environment by consuming too many resources?

It's one thing if it's something where the victim is voluntarily putting themselves at risk (like skydiving, or all the "so spicy you have to sign a waiver to eat it because it actually could kill you" things), but a wrongful death clause for a streaming service?? Under what pretext, that Goofy's gonna snap from all the jokes about him, Samara himself out of the TV and murder a random set of viewers???

At the very least there should be a limit to arbitration clauses to only cover what could be reasonably expected from the service, which does not include anaphylactic shock from a streaming service.

EDIT: I said anaphylactic shock from a normal dining service, but she didn't sign a waiver to eat, she signed a waiver to watch goddamn Ms Marvel

Can probably stop a word earlier, even

Maybe for the people who feed off of their usual absurdisms, but not for anyone who can see past those to realize that they're only reactionary and neither of them really has any lick of substance when they're not actively arguing with people they don't like

"If Crazy Kamala wins, I'll leave America for good!"

"I'm Kamala Harris and I approve this message"

He probably asked the IT guys in charge of uptime stability to print out all the code they were using to keep the servers running and fired anyone who said "what the fuck are you talking about"

Exactly this. My mom's convinced that Harris won't win because "if America couldn't elect a woman in 2016..." Like no, America couldn't elect a presidential candidate who was an arrogant asshole and took their victory for granted. And I hope that holds true this round, Harris 2024!

The Supreme Court had just ruled that paper money was unconstitutional

Jesus and I thought our court was making the most dumbass decisions. Wierdly gives me hope that the Harris administration can fix a whole bumcha bullshit though.

Or - and hear me out - they take Kola Peninsula, don't trade it for Crimea, and just keep taking Russian territory until all of the Russian logistics fail completely, reclaim all the Russian-occupied territory, and then keep taking more territory

Or - and hear me out - they go all the way to Moscow and overthrow the government.

No more war, problem solved!

And what's Putin gonna do about it? Invade Ukraine?

Yes I want all child-birth-capable people to have proper access to healthcare but also yes I don't want AT&T yo bounce me endlessly between their app, website, and phoneline because the tranfer pin for my number isn't being generated