HerrVorragend

joined 2 years ago
[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Endstation hat uns alle traumatisiert

[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

はい, はい, that is my life, life

[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Also gut, dann halt 3-Tage Woche mit 12 Stunden / Tag

[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 83 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Schnürsenkelendungskappe

[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Get a pirate hat. Wear that pirate hat. If they start the convo, quickly let them know you are on the lookout for more booty.

On a more serious note, other than having something interesting to talk about (dog, coloured hair, pirate hat), be sure to watch the eyes and try to hold eye contact with people who interest you first. We look at things that interest us. But please don't stare!

Longer than one second is basically a big sign of interest, so maybe crack a smile. IF they are super interested and confident, chances are good that they will approach you.

Good luck, sailor.

[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Hallo, wir sind die Xyzxpthen. Ab jetzt werden wir in sämtlichen Medien eure Internet Suchverläufe veröffentlichen."

[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Die Türen sollten tote Pferde sein, bis auf das letzte das nervös schwitzt. Dann noch dem Tod einen Reiterhelm und Rute geben und perfekt.

[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Early 40s. It depends. Most of the time, I feel relatively young, but there are times I look in the mirror or some recent pictures and some old guy is staring back at me.

[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Very grateful for the warm and sunny weather. Going to sleep now with my skin full of sunshine

[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Bürgy! Du warst nie für mich da

[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Das sind ja nur 30x mehr als 0,7%, also nur 21%!

Die privaten Pools vergolden sich nicht von selbst! Arme Topmenschen.

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