HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

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What would you have done? in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Huh, I've had some for longer and it hasn't turned yet. I guess I'm lucky (or my freezer is colder or idk)

I ventilated my built-ins in c/dull_mens_club@lemmy.world
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

They make the closet go faster

I prefer to isolate in a basement and drink alone, but most of the time my preferences dont matter. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

We got the expensive cat poop machine and have been very happy with it.

I prefer to isolate in a basement and drink alone, but most of the time my preferences dont matter. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Coffee time in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

How'd it go?

Coffee time in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

I'm on an oolong tea kick right now. I had this delicious strawberry bullshit tea someone gave us and then tried this oolong I bought and they tasted so close to each other and fantastic. I feel better about drinking ten cups of tea a day than ten cups of coffee

A lifehack in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

I make my cats give me snuggles to get treats. I love a cuddled life.

peanut butter actually works better than cheese and is cheaper in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Besides, rodents are monarchists, not socialists

peanut butter actually works better than cheese and is cheaper in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

Look I had this dream about Jesus not coming back until we ate the giant wheel of cheese that they rolled in front of his tomb now we just gotta find the right cheese

Honestly, last time I was in urgent I would've loved some taco bell in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

Excuse me it's sawdust and horse glue

Sips tea in c/politicalhumor@lemmy.world
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

They'll all eat us when we die, which I guess is fair for the testicle thing

Some worms have bones. in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Excuse me but my gummy is made exclusively of hooves

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so uh what's your favorite type of sprinkler (infosec.pub)
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Why do we all have mayonnaise in our fridges instead of béarnaise sauce? (lemmy.world)
 

It seems like it'd be useful to have a jar of béarnaise or hollandaise, but I have to make those. Can't buy good béarnaise or hollandaise. Good mayo is easy to get tho. WTF?

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He hardly bites, he likes to squeal, he runs around the dabo wheel (lemmy.world)
 
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Oh Tuvix (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world to c/risa@startrek.website
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Alt: Tuvix hangs his head in shame as Janebabe glares at him for failing to make her coffee

Text: tfw / you can genetically engineer anything but good coffee

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Its a Teenage Dream (memeit.so)
 

The Trekifying of other memes continues

I don't know how obscure I'm being but IDGAF

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But how does he type? (piped.video)
 

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