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You're overestimating me, I don't have a girlfriend

He's been replaced by Copilot, unfortunately

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Try them, it's fun

Also it looks really imbalanced, you'll always have to turn your head to the right a bit

Well an operating system is a system that ... operates, so even if I made one with one of those lego-block scripting languages it would qualify right?

It'll actually misinterpret "seconds" as the number 2 instead and then start a timer lengthed 60*2 which is of course 150!

How about making it prompt itself when the timer ends? That solves "BTW it ended"

Still I can't see how someone would volunteer working as a swimming pool life guard, though

Still I can't see how someone would volunteer working as a swimming pool life guard, though

Trump eats hamburgers. Hamburgers are fascist.