Hjalamanger

We have basic words for the numbers zero to three, so why not use them to count?

• None (0)
• Single (1)
• pair (2)
• Multiple (3+ but we'll use it as three)

So with those "digits" we can construct some numbers:

1. Single
2. pair
3. Multiple
4. Single nothing
5. Single single
6. Single pair
7. Single multiple
8. Pair of nothing
9. Pair of singels
10. Pair of pairs

And of course we can construct bigger numbers like:
42 = 4²×2+4¹×2+4⁰×2 = pair of pairs of pairs
128 = 4³×2 = pair of absolute complete nothinges For this last one I just use some adjectives to repeat the "nothing" as it looks really weird with multiple nothing in a row.

The distance between Stockholm and Gothenburg is a single multiple of none multiple multiples

Could I have a single multiple of bananas please?

I saw this on the street today and found it very funny

And do believe that I, this random guy on the internet has a soul

I personally don't believe that I anyone else has a soul. From my standup I don't se any reason to believe that our consciousness and our so called "soul" would be any more then something our brain is making up.

Like just commenting a friendly joke, a compliment or something like that