Honytawk

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[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So you rather not be born the sex that you identify as?

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, that is the kink shame level 1 spell

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 11 points 1 week ago

They didn't have any of it directly at their fingertips, though.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Only if they are in captivity.

In the wilderness they share their resources. The strongest would defend the weakest, especially if they had an orange.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You seem to be worshiping billionaires who would never give one iota of care about you

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Alex Jones is mainstream media, bud

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Turns out those pupulons are the most vicious invasive species of the universe. Made from radiation, it sucks the bone marrow right out of your bones. Its saliva is lead based and they shoot plasma out of its eyes. They also attach to any ship that gets close, make themselves invisible and multiply into infinity in space.

They also recently developed faster than light travel and are making themselves ready to invade the universe.

Even moopsy is scared of them.

Their tactic of using big eyes even worked on those other aliens.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago

Didn't know love tasted like salmonella

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 18 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Tell her she did great, but the chicken could be cooked a bit more.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Whose going to stop me? The smoke police?

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

They probably wanted to go for 420, but that was too unrealistic.

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