Iapetus

Don't Look Up!

This might help.

These are the words of world-famous scientist David Suzuki, and IPCC expert reviewer Peter Carter, telling us it is already too late. We are out of time.

Bearlandia and it's polar opposite, Nobearlandia

I mean, it's not like this should be surprising to anyone who's been even half-heartedly following climate science, global politics and world news over the last decade.

Tbh, I'm more shocked by how long it's taken for it to be admitted publically by such a mainstream climate scientist.

My wording was for comedic affect. I agree with you, but it's still shocking how recently we mapped this organ in its entirety.

There's a fun article about the history of the clitoris here, if anyone's after yet more reading on this.

The robotic Sojourner rover reached Mars on July 4, 1997 as part of the Mars Pathfinder mission.

Fuck me. That's ridiculous. That's 12 years before mankind found the clit.

Apparently the first with a pregnant crash test dummy was done in 1996

Weight distribution and physical density.

We landed ~~two~~ three rovers on Mars before medical science discovered the clitoris.

The Mars Exploration Rovers landed on Mars in January 2004. (See the reply below for the earlier one I forgot!)

An accurate anatomical model of the clitoris was not created until 2005.

Lmao, we're just a bit more fucked than that.

Global fresh water demand will exceed supply 40% by 2030 and 90% of the earths topsoil is at risk of depletion by 2050.

Resource depletion is going to hit hard in the next few decades, billions of people will die.

And then they go and put another human being on the tracks.