InevitableSwing

There's an accompaniment of the sound of delicately clinking champagne glasses...

Warriors - come out and argue about marginal tax rates [x6] Rising in volume with each repetition.

My brain instantly said "Yuck!" and I had a vomity taste in my mouth.

Look, tech bros are disruptors and they're good at it. We're talkin' trillions and trillions of dollars - okay? Microsoft, Facebook, Google, Elon Musk. So they can disrupt the climate. They can do that. There will be some losers. But that's how things work. That's life. Pun intended.

"I'm not supposed to tell you now - I'll get in trouble... But I'll tell ya now. My guys and some women too. But not so many. And central casting women. No uglies. Madeleine Albright - have you seen her? No."

• "For FBI - George Santos. We are gonna investigate the democrats." Sing-song "Investigate-Investigate-Investigate... bye-bye."

• "For DOJ - Scott Baio. Very, very loyal. I can do what I want. I'm gonna try the democrats a lot. Trial, guilty, jail. Official act. Barron told me 'Marionette Scott Baio'. Yeah - that."

• "For Defense - Ted Nugent. He knows guns and Gaza."

• "For CIA - Kid Rock. My spy guy. And I'm gonna change things so they can work in the US. And black sites here too."

"I could keep going. The big list is even greater. You'll love it."

They do could a series of hip hop videos called "Trump 'n Hunter".

I'm imagining it's dark at a yuge mansion and there's lots and lots of dry ice mist. They drive up in a one million dollar supercar and Trump comes out in a black suit, white shirt, black necktie, and he's got big Gucci shades on. Hunter is also wearing a suit and tie but not as nice and his shades are smaller.

"Everybody... Everybody... Do you wanna know who my VP pick is?" There is yelling and cheering. "Do you wanna?" The crowd is roaring. "You wanna - right? You wanna." The noise is incredible. "He's like a superhero. A superhero! C'mon out here Mr. Black Justice..."

It's like he just assumes the billionaire class is going to swoop in and protect him and everybody he loves due to his obviously superior genes and massively over-developed brain.

Did The Atlantic grow this toxic fucker in a lab test tube? - https://xcancel.com/leigh_phillips

A recent tweet

I must be doing something right if an article I write prompts the climate denialists to accuse me of eugenics, the degrowthers to accuse me of being a Big Oil shill, and the Hamasniks to do their usual thing. (Note that the article on extinction does not at all reference Isr/Pal)

The same person who is for mass extinction is against Palestinian armed resistance.

https://xcancel.com/Leigh_Phillips/status/1810805850145181952#m

"Liberals - they hate her. They hate her! Me? I love her. I love her." Big reveal - she comes out stage left. The audience goes "Ah!?!" and then starts cheering and a-hootin' and a-hollerin'.

She reaches her mic and starts squawking "Hey, everybody, I'm Marjorie Taylor Greene - the president's veepee - and we're gonna slay the demoncrats!" There's an explosion of rabid yelling and screaming. Trump is clearly a bit annoyed by this. He jumps right in to get the focus back on him.

"Yeah... Yeah..." He's even more annoyed because they aren't quieting down fast enough. "Yeah." They quiet down enough so he can continue. "They're done. And no more windmills. They're done too. Bad. Bad. Very bad."

"I love you all!" She takes off her tent-sized caftan - "That's why I'm taking you with me!"

"not a home run"

The Reality - He hint the ball as a "blip" and it was an easy out.

BLUEMAGA - IT WAS A BASES LOADED HOMERUN THAT WAS SO IMPRESSIVE THE UMPIRE USED A SPECIAL RULE AND GAVE HIM 12 RUNS!

Jesus, you can't look up where power outages are occurring?

[Chorus]
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess 'round with Texas

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