Kalkaline

Seems like they should have their backups tested.

This dumb mother fucker could be goaded into going harder on the tariffs. He's going to cripple the economy over his ego, again.

Talk to your college and the library about jobs.

I knocked out as much saturated fat and cholesterol from my diet as I could and I dropped 10 lbs without much effort.

Died in a tragic bowling accident involving a penguin and two moose, never should have happened.

What are they calling mass killings in the US? 38 seems super low.

He just tried to start a war with Iran, NBD.

He's underage and the prostitute is committing statutory rape. Either we decide as a society that any underage can make the decision to hire a prostitute or none of them can. Special privileges because you're terminally ill male is a slippery slope.

Wait until she's married and her spouse's parents are divorced too and now she has 5 or 6 Christmases to go to and she's completely burned out on the holiday she once loved.

I fucking knew it. I asked him for a skateboard when I was little and he got me this skinny piece of crap that wouldn't even roll down the driveway, he couldn't even get a basic gift right.