Disagree, "what the fuck" is exactly how people will respond to whatever the fuck OP is trying to accomplish.
LizardKing
"I'm very concerned that just asking something like this out of nowhere would seem creepy and off putting."
Everything you're describing is creepy and off-putting. This entire post makes my skin crawl.
Please don't do any of this. Just drop it. This is fucking weird and can only go badly.
What the fuck??
Oh my god you are so pathetic. Just give up. Look at yourself.
"I do relationship anarchy"
I guess 0 partners is still considered anarchy.
But more partners = more rules
Do you even believe the bullshit you're spewing?
Lmao yeah that's totally why you're single. Keep telling yourself that.
Dude you clearly have absolutely 0 experience in this matter, just stop.
Lmao you can't just say "this is objective" after the most fucking subjective sentence ever written. You're clueless.
Lmao I'm not reading that crazy manifesto.
Looks like a lot of words just to say "this is why I'm alone"
I've worked retail, I've seen people buy nine 12-packs of soda every couple of days. I wouldn't be surprised.