LocalOaf

joined 10 months ago
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Doctor Barney Barney Chopper has been settling in well! in c/chat@hexbear.net
Who would be the funniest (mostly) plausible Trump VP pick? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

mypillow-stare

I ate about 6 johnsonville sausages on buns and now I'm just laying in the backyard with my stomach poking out in c/chat@hexbear.net
[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Hell yeah dude matt-grillin

It might be Joever for Biden, but Hilldawgs WE ARE SO BACK in c/politics@hexbear.net
[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 39 points 10 months ago (3 children)

hillgasm I MAY not be JUDGE HOLDEN but I NEVER SLEEP and will NEVER DIE

This is Mr. Pickles in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
No, mother. I’m not hungover. The Cubans - t-they shot me with sort of ultrasonic microwave raygun and gave me a giant headache! in c/movies@hexbear.net
[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

CIA demands congress grill them a cheese

Those who cheered the dropping of Psaki bombs learn that wars always come home in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net
[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How long until demand creates their own mirror BlueMAGA version of Newsmax/OANN because they refuse to hear any criticism of biden-horror ?

Truly a mystery. in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net
[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Wait, didn't congress approve some funding for their imaginary booboos that got slapped into some continued government spending resolution that they were playing chicken with a government shutdown over? I could've sworn there was a "lifetime healthcare for hAvAnA sYnDrOmE victims funding added to some bullshit" headline awhile back, did they rescind that or am I misremembering?

Truly a mystery. in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net
[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago

Bay of Pigs 2 cancelled due to "tummyaches," experts say michael-laugh

chickpea curry and rice I made last night in c/food@hexbear.net
[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

More and more people are saying this a-little-trolling

John Kirby: "The president will hold a press conference, I guess a 'big boy' press conference what we're calling it." Karine Jean-Pierre: "Yes." in c/politics@hexbear.net
[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

Imagining a lectern with a baby's high chair behind it for him to sit in while he babbles

Looks like Michael Flynn is going to be Trump's pick for VP in c/politics@hexbear.net
[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Aww man, the MyPillow guy would've been way funnier. I guess he's better assassination insurance than RFK Jr, but he had the Q vote either way. From a conventional political view, Tim Scott would have assured the "I'm not racist, but..." portion of swing voters and "moderate Republicans."

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