LongbottomLeaf

joined 2 years ago
[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mistaking kerosene for aftershave?

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ahh but can they spell it correctly?

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Look, all I said was, "That bowl of jambalaya was good enough for Joseph Sisko."

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 year ago

Rafa, the aliens, they love it!

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I also get those irritating fluorescent pimples where my nostrils meet my cheek, Mr. Honor Stealer. It sucks.

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Link doesn't work for me. Looks like some // fixes it.

OG xkcd.

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The executive branch can do that alone? I thought the legislative branch was required to expand SCOTUS.

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 9 points 1 year ago

I thought so at first, but now I think it's a paradox joke. She's browless and desperately hoping they'll grow back, but she definitely doesn't want to grow a beard. She hopes Spock is fucking with her, because if he is not...

And in the long meantime before they grow back, she'll be checking her cheeks for growth.

 

What, do you not know your Vonnegut?

 

Quit messin' around, Little Bear, we got to R U N N O F T!

 

Hammer and tongs!

 

What fresh hell is next?

 

Legitimate salvage

 

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