LordAmplifier

joined 2 years ago
[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 3 points 22 hours ago

You're never too old to join the fandom! There are plenty of greymuzzles around, and if they like being furries, there's nothing that can stop them from being part of the community, even if they're "only" lurkers :3

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago

omg yes having a tail would be the best thing ever!! You could wag it, use some really good shampoo on it to make it fluffy, and I bet it'd feel so good when people pet it :3

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

#5BCEFA at 7,26

Get well soon <3

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 2 days ago

That's a nice bit of lore, and I'm really curious what exactly these wizards are up to. They don't sound like nice people (and their logo is a swastika), but what's their long-term goal? I guess there's only one way to find out :3

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 8 points 2 days ago

AWOOOOOOO

I wish we could all just get along with each other like in these comics <3

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 1 points 3 days ago

#5BCEFA at 8,25

Is "Hope they get well soon" in any way related to the knife from yesterday? 🤔

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 4 points 3 days ago

The drinks are very spooky. We need to drink them as quickly as we can so they aren't scared any more!

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

#5BCEFA at 8,23

What are you doing with that knife? OnO

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 4 points 4 days ago

I just need to get good at engineering, programming, welding, networking, marketing, and accounting. Then, I'll buy a CNC machine, a 3D printer, and a month's worth of raw materials. Add a set of screwdrivers, a bunch of power tools, and a workshop near where I live because long commutes make me sad, and I'll be able to build a non-functioning prototype in about a month, lose my shit because it doesn't work, and give up.

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 4 days ago

#5BCEFA at 7,24

Just a bunch of inconspicuous dots :3c

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 4 points 4 days ago

That's one heck of a cute "rawr ;3" face!

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 5 days ago

#5BCEFA at 5,23

 

Catbox backup link in case of federation issues.

One of my favourite parts about working from home is that I can take short breaks to walk around, stretch, or cuddle Blahaj whenever I want :3

alt textA digital drawing of my canine fursona sitting on the floor in their room and cuddling a Blahaj (IKEA's shark plushie). They look very happy. Their work laptop is on a desk in the foreground, implying that they are cuddling a plushie instead of working. End alt text.

 

This is a furry parody of Joost Klein's song "Europapa" (the Dutch entry to this year's Eurovision Song Contest). It's a very cute and silly video, and the music is so well made that I've been listening to it almost every day for the last few weeks. Most of the song is in Dutch, but there's a pretty good translation in the comments :3

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by LordAmplifier@pawb.social to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 

alt text: a screenshot of the Wikipedia article about leap years. It says "A leap year, also known as an intercalary year or bissextile year, (...)". The word "bissextile" is circled in red and has arrows pointing at it. An image of a bisexual pride flag, Moxxie (a bisexual character in the show Helluva Boss), and Freddie Mercury are placed around the word "bissextile" because it looks a lot like bisexual. end alt text uwu

edit: apologies for the missing image. I uploaded it to my home instance (pawb.social), which had some technical issues and went down a couple of hours later. But it's back now, and so is the image. (Nothing but love for the pawb admins, shit happens <3)

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Embrace the machine (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by LordAmplifier@pawb.social to c/memes@yiffit.net
 

cross-posted from: https://pawb.social/post/5635301

reject humanity, embrace the machine

alt text: the first two panels are a close-up of my generic-canine fursona's angry face, first with their eyes closed, then with their eyes open and a fire in them. They say, "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine." The third panel is my fursona wearing a protogen visor, doing a cute face, saying "beep boop", and sitting on the ground like a silly little guy.

 

reject humanity, embrace the machine

alt text: the first two panels are a close-up of my generic-canine fursona's angry face, first with their eyes closed, then with their eyes open and a fire in them. They say, "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine." The third panel is my fursona wearing a protogen visor, doing a cute face, saying "beep boop", and sitting on the ground like a silly little guy.

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rUwUle (files.catbox.moe)
 

image transcription:

me: "yeah, I'm doing well."

also me: a screenshot of a YouTube video titled "1 hour UwU sound effect."

 

I made a comic :3

alt textA black-and-white comic with seven panels. The comic’s title is “The Duality of Furries.”

First panel: My “generic anthro canine” fursona is holding a phone, smiling, and looking flattered.

Second panel: A phone screen showing a conversation. Me: “ur cute :3” - them: “no u >w<” - me: “not as cute as u O//w//O” - them: “u the cutest”

Third panel: My fursona smiling and holding a phone, similar to the first panel.

Fourth panel: Another phone screen with further messages. Me: “oki gotta go now :3” - them: “nuuu why? ;-;” - me: “goin 2 a concert uwu” - them: “oooh have fun <3”

A text box: “one hour later”

Fifth panel: My fursona is in a dark concert hall and participating in a circle pit (lots of people running in a big circle to the rhythm of the music). My sona is smiling and has determined eyes. The circle pit is surrounded by other concertgoers. Big, red letters above the circle pit spell “KILL.”

Sixth panel: My fursona is in the same dark concert hall and participating in a mosh pit (an area where seemingly violent dancing occurs). My sona is windmilling their arms with closed eyes and a strained expression on their face. Others in the pit are doing a two-step, the bees knees, and the chicken dance. Big, red letters above the mosh pit spell “KILL.”

Seventh panel: My fursona is crowd surfing with a big smile and their arms raised. In the background, a photo from a Dying Fetus concert (a death metal band) shows the band members to evoke the feeling of being at a concert. Below my crowd surfing sona, big, red letters spell “KILL KILL.”

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