MantisToboggon

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“Donated” plasma today in c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 15 points 4 days ago (3 children)

It's called profit maximization.

You feel a little tired, so you check the internet to see what you're dying from in c/everyday_bingo@lemmy.sdf.org
Cool bus stop in c/sideoftheroad@lemmy.today
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I would have so much sweaty hobo sex in that thing.

Does anyone make an electric kick scooter with a capacity over 300lbs for under $1000(usd)? in c/micromobility@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I got you fam. I'm fat as shit and need a cheap scooter for my fatAss. any recommendations?

Anyone knows about a some public-ish photography darkroom in Boston? in c/boston@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 1 points 1 week ago

I got a shed out back, shitters broke though got a use the neighbors.

Elon Musk says he's formed the 'America Party.' Mark Cuban and Anthony Scaramucci are interested. in c/americaparty@lemmy.today
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Awesome, humanities best!

Trump says US will start talks with China on TikTok deal this week in c/technology@lemmy.world
Is godzilla gay? in c/movies@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He identifies as Kaiju.

Guess I'm banned by Know Your Meme now. [yippee.wav] in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm betting you're leaving something out. did you show someone your testicles?

Power outage hits the Czech Republic and disrupts Prague public transport in c/news_summary@hilariouschaos.com
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

probably Russia's fault.

‘It’s too late’: David Suzuki says the fight against climate change is lost - iPolitics in c/canada@lemmy.ca
GOP lawmaker caught dumping Medicaid provider stock before megabill vote in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 27 points 1 week ago

Wish I would have thought of having enough money to invest in stuff.

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