MasterNerd

Kegels be doin that

You're telling me you haven't upgraded your PC since before 2013?

Uber invented escorts

Jesus

Yeah instead we just defederate them

I think this would imply that ads are living beings. Since they had no part in their own creation, you would just be hurting them for something they have no control over, which is what they were created for.

Now if we could hurt the marketing team and executives who created the ads, that would be a different story

Poe's law strikes again

Fairly sure this is old-fashioned photoshop

Time's a flat circle

Fuck Tom Cruise. All my homies hate Tom Cruise

You wouldn't say that if you knew what I did in '99

Given the fact that any language used in such a movie is going to be wildly unlike the language spoken in the time and place of the movie, I think that's a mild anachronism